Mandrew & Chelsea
Step One: Prepare
- Fireworks. A ridiculous amount of fireworks. Big ones, small ones, loud ones, bright ones – buy them all. Buy out the entire store.
- At least two litres of accelerant, gasoline will do the job. If you don’t have an approved gas container, have no fear – a plastic soft drink bottle is perfect.
- A paper mache model of your favourite character. Bonus points if you make your own. Extra bonus points if it’s really huge or ridiculous.
- A reliable lighter … I think you know where this is going.
Step Two: Eat, Drink, and be Merry
Alright, you’ve got everything ready nice and early, why not get out and enjoy the afternoon before the serious stuff starts? Remember to bring along some dinero so you can buy treats from the many street vendors. Popular choices are beer or sangria, and if you’re thinking, “but it’s too early to start drinking!” then I recommend you keep your thoughts to yourself.